Translation, for my non-Japanese friends: I’m for rizzle kids. I’m having a sale and you will know about it. Shiz, kids, it’s a sale! A SALE!!!
My friend, you’re probably thinking this hard-working lady is crazy. How would that sound entice anyone to enter your store? But this helium-induced-sounding yelling is not an unusual occurrance. This is a regular phenomenon while shopping. Sometimes its a simple “Irasshaimase” as one enters a store, but when it’s a really big deal there is a continuous stream of rather unbearable noise. Jing, its only a few seconds of yelling. No, my friend. No, it’s not. As in Joey and I went to lunch, and when we came back out she was still at it.
And this is something I can’t describe it to you with mere words. Even in person I can’t produce an appropriate imitation of Japanese salesgirls’ nine-octaves-higher-than-normal-human-voices. And this lady was so particularly talented. So for you, my dear friend, I made this video. That’s how much I love you.